Get enlightened —
laughing all the way!

“A little later, Einstein wrote that the Creator does cast the dice but on his own terms. That sounds a little better. I would just suggest the dice be cast by the thrower. There’s no need to burden God’s hand.”

Go on a Journey

“Changes in non-living matter had a purpose. The development of life. The evolution of living organisms also had a purpose. That’s us. What strategic thought guides the development of humans? Is this just the next step? And if so, what is the purpose of it? And what happens after that? Like I said before, if you don’t know, just say it out loud. Consider it done. It’s like expecting an owl—this animal is widely regarded to be wise—to know that it was ultimately about us. Besides, who on earth could have guessed that the apes would be the closest? This reminds me of La Fontaine’s famous fable… The important thing is, we know what we need to focus on in the meantime. So, stop gathering wool—just roll up your sleeves and evolve.”

“Irony is the hygiene of the mind”
Elisabeth Bibesco

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Part I - INTRODUCTION

"This book tells no story, either made-up or true. So if light, easily digestible prose is your thing, you might want to consider reading something else. The same goes for anyone looking for quick and easy ways to attain inner harmony, get ahead in business, shed excess pounds, or master three languages in five weeks (or five languages in three weeks)—whether selectively or all at once—with success assured and no effort required."

Part II - HOW NATURE WORKS

"To see this, all you have to do is take a good look at how Nature works. No, not the one we like to spend time in, with flowers in the meadow, birds chirping, and lions ripping their prey to shreds. I mean the all-powerful one, spelled with a capital N, that is everywhere and runs everything. As soon as you do, you will inevitably conclude that it works in an absolutely perfect and yet incredibly simple way."

Part III - LIFE

"In the case of life, there’s a cycle again. (...) Something is born, grows, and then dies, only to be reborn and continue to grow. (...) In contrast, imagine that biological life has no end. Such a prospect, at least at first glance, would probably please many of us (unless you work in the funeral industry). A second glance, however, would probably leave many people depressed. We could conclude that we don't exist at all. Who would want to make us, and what for?"

Part IV - HUMAN

"Who or what is a human? I ask this question in two variants because some believe that a human is some sort of machine or device. (...) The proponents of this concept argue that we are nothing but a bunch of atoms. All the processes that take place in and around us are their work alone. They claim that there is no significant distinction between a saddle, a horse, and a rider. The only difference lies in the complexity of the operations each machine needs to handle."

Part V - HEAVENLY RULER(S)?

"Everything had its beginning a long time ago. People started to analyze the surrounding reality. They considered it possible that some nonmaterial part of them doesn't die for good, but instead travels to the great Beyond. But what can you do to make sure you don’t miss the trip? And how do you get there? If there is a demand, there is always a service provider. And the more interested customers, the richer the offer."

Part VI - THE SOLUTION

"We live and develop on Earth, not in heaven. There aren’t problems there so how are you supposed to grow? It would be nice to participate in the process all the time. That would be only fair. A fellow who lived back in the day mostly dug holes into which mammoths or saber-toothed tigers fell (or not). He had less intellectual leeway than you, dear reader, if I may accost you and compare. So let’s assume you were also there at the time..."

Part VII - WHAT ELSE?

"Even if still in early infancy, there is one area in which we have achieved true excellence. By 'we' I mean all humans, regardless of their pace, latitude, altitude above sea level, or even their salinity. This competence is making up stories. The term is used on purpose, equivalent to fairy tales and fables, to highlight the fact that they have little to do with reality. Inventors usually disagree."

Al Twostones

Al Twostones is the pen name of the author of this book. And that’s pretty much all we know about him.
“To raise my status as an author, let’s provisionally assume that I am the incarnation of Albert Einstein. I have compelling evidence that I am. Reading his famous sayings, I was amazed by how closely they match my own thoughts. Did I get a little too far about that Einstein scenario? Well, with some luck, it’s not entirely out of the question. Besides, this isn’t my idea. About two thousand years ago someone already suggested that the last will be the first and vice versa.”

What Readers Say

Unique...

This book is unique in its approach (…) One moment, you’re laughing out loud, and the next, you’re questioning everything you thought you knew about existence.

Enlightening...

Get ready for a roller coaster of wit, sharp observations, and thought-provoking ideas (…) Prepare to be entertained, engaged, and perhaps even enlightened in the process.

Inspiring…

This is a massively creative and unique philosophical read. It's hugely ambitious though appearing not to be so, which makes it amusing while educational and inspiring all in one.

Exceptional…

"You Too Can Live Very Long" is a book like no other I've ever read. (…) Read it. Have fun. Ponder the sense of your life while shedding tears of hysterical laughter.

Charming...

The author’s charming self-deprecating style keeps things light and fun, while underneath that humor, you’ll find some truly thoughtful philosophy.

Out of words…

I'm a bit out of words as I'm typing this (…) it's almost as if the book is an outcry from my own soul in an attempt to explaining everything once and for all, for goodness' sake!

“If this book becomes popular, I won’t despise a certain financial bonus resulting from that popularity. I am fully aware that the possession of surplus money invites various risks, such as burglary, ransom kidnapping, or—in the event that no third party is involved—possible destruction, usually mental, of the surplus holder. I will consider it, say, as an interesting experiment to what extent I’m going to be susceptible (or immune) to this destruction.”

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