I wonder, dear reader, how you came to be reading this book. Either it’s pure coincidence, or someone recommended it to you, or maybe—and this would definitely be my preferred option—it has already gained some popularity among people. Unless it was the title that lured you. Quite a tempting prospect, isn’t it? Whatever the reason, I’m really happy you’re reading my book because it means that I’ve managed to finish it. This is not that obvious at the current stage of production, with ninety-five words so far (including “with ninety-five words so far”). It also means that I found a publisher for it, which is even less obvious. If I’ve been looking for one at all. Enticed by the prospect of making more money, I could have published it myself. (…)